Tuesday, May 18, 2010

D is for Damn, nobody comes to my blog

Guess what? I’m D-listed! Yeeeessssss! High fives all around. And as if that wasn’t enough excitement for a Tuesday afternoon, I’m also joining in on their blog hop. If you keep up with me, you know of my recent new-found love of the blog hop. Clickity click if YOU wanna join in on the fun:

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So for those that are popping over from the par-tay, welcome to my world. <----- Side note: It’s weird to say that phrase without a condescending tone in my voice since I use it on DH so often.

I’m Nic. I’m 27, a Capricorn, and I enjoy long walks on the beach. Wait. Wrong introduction. I’ll do a Twitter-esque intro instead. The last few years in 140 characters or less:

Girl meets boy. Boy knocks up girl. Girl needs insurance, marries boy. Girl has girl. Boy knocks up girl again. Girl has boy.

Romantic, huh? Don’t get me wrong, we were planning on getting married anyways, but I like the above version better. Makes me seem edgy, even as I sit here and type this in my baby food splattered shirt. On February 24th, 2008, we had our daughter, known as Nut around these parts. A 7 lb, 3 oz red-headed ball of fire, she hasn’t stopped making life interesting since. Let me just say, hell hath no fury like a red-headed 2 year old.  When she was 9 months old, I got pregnant again and on August 23rd, 2009, our son, aka Bug, came screaming into the world. He hasn’t stopped screaming since.  Nor has he slept.

On top of the two kids in 18 months thing, I also babysit a 3 and 1 year old. I know what you’re thinking – and you’re right. I’m nucking futs. And so I blog to get through it all – the Terrible 2’s, the naptime destruction, a milk allergy, the not-by-my-choice co-sleeping, the tantrums, the fighting, the over excessive pooing, and the fact that my infant is not only Nocturnal, but also a stalker. I curse (once or twice or twelve at my kids), I yell, and I consider beating my head against the wall. But I don’t. Because at the end of the day, I love them. And I also love laughing at myself. So sit back and enjoy the ride - but please fasten your seatbelt. It’s a hellava ride around here.

 

Our Christmas card photo from last year. This pretty much sums it up:

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19 comments:

  1. Good Lord, Girl! This was my first and only LOL of the day. The comment you left me about booty dancing your toddler down the stairs had me hooked. I gotta follow, I just gotta :)

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  2. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA You are freaking hilarious, and I need more freaking hilarious in my life.

    Following!

    Nicole
    http://hautesinglemama.blogspot.com

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  3. Whoa I love you, my love story is the exact same trade your girl for my boy and ::knocks on wood:: I not pregnant again yet. Can't wait to read more!

    www.edwinjamesholman.blogspot.com

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  4. YOU.ARE.AWESOME. I think I love you. LOL. I am so glad I found your blog because you're hilarious!!!

    This was our Christmas card last year. I feel your pain.

    http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l11/stepharoonie2006/waaaah2.jpg

    Newest follower from the Blog Party! :)

    http://goobergrapemonkeyman.blogspot.com

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  5. Hi there...hope you get lots of visits from the D-List. Happy blogging!!!

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  6. Great sense of humor...I guess you have to with 2 kids in 2 years. What doesn't break u, makes u stronger :) Glad I found you on the Blog Hop!!

    http://circleofloveandthecrazinessaroundit.blogspot.com/

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  7. Just stopping by from the D-List! Your blog posts gave me a few good laughs tonight. Just what I needed to end a long day!! I sure hope nap time gets better for your little Nut... and Bug needs to sleep for ya! :) Thanks again for visiting my blog ... you've got me hooked to yours!

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  8. So funny...so glad I found your blog. You've got a new follower!

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  9. Thanks for stopping by my blog! I love that you talk about poop in your about me! Hell, we all do it, why shouldn't we all talk about it?

    That pic is great! Awesome choice for a Christmas card:)

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  10. Thanks girls! You've given me the warm fuzzies. Or maybe that's the third glass of wine talking. Regardless, I'm swinging by all of your blogs too!

    Steph - That Christmas pic of yours is pretty priceless too. I'm looking forward to busting mine out on Nut's first date.

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  11. Thanks for stopping by my blog! Seriously! Because that brought me to your blog, which I love! We have quite the similar story, although lucky for me my boy is a sleeper. I honestly don't know how you are still sane after watching 4 kids all day! ;-)

    I am your newest follower because I can't wait to hear more!

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  12. Hello from D-List! Thanks for stopping by. I love your layout and your kids are adorable, screaming and all! :) I'm a stalker...I mean, follower now, too! :)

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  13. Haha I love the photo! Stopping by from the D-List!!

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  14. Hopping by from the D-List.

    I love your blog and just became a new follower. Cant wait to read more!

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  15. That pic is SO excellent. I am 28, a capricorn, and have a very similar twitter introduction to yours:)

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  16. Your children OBVIOUSLY love Christmas!

    Thanks so much for partying with me! :)

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  17. Man, and I thought my days were hectic! I don't know how you do it. Beautiful kids and the Christmas picture is absolutely adorable!

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  18. Thanks for stopping by from the blog party! Looks like you have your hands full! Your kids are adorable by the way, even when they are screaming. :)

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