Friday, August 6, 2010

Scooby Dooby…Don’t.

Dear Kraft,

While my toddler was THRILLED beyond measure to find her latest obsession in macaroni form, I leave the meal feeling a bit disturbed.


Those dog bone shaped noodles so nicely illustrated on the box? Yeah, those don’t hold up so well during cooking. Imagine my surprise at dinner when my two year held up her spoon, asked, “Mama, what’s this??” and shoved the following in my face:


Is it just me, Kraft, or do those dog bones look a wee bit phallic when split in two (which they all inevitably did during boiling)? You might want to pass on to the product development folks that the bone noodles are a definite Scooby Dooby Don’t.


A Mother Wondering Why I Fed My Kids Penis Pasta


  1. I literally laughed out loud when I saw that picture!! Thanks for the laugh! I can only imagine what that what like in person! HAve a great weekend!!

  2. That's priceless.. You need to stick this one in the baby book.

  3. Ahhh!! Just so happens... I have a box of Scooby Mac N Cheese in my cabinet... Can't wait to eat Rated X noodles. LOL