I don't ever do regular features -hell, I don't even update regularly anymore if I'm being honest. But like I said earlier this week, I am turning over a new (or maybe it is old..?) leaf and getting back to my bloggy roots.
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That being said, I'm introducing the one, the only (I hope, I didn't Google it before making that proclmation) SHIT-MY-KIDS-SAID-THIS-WEEK FRIDAY (SMKSTW)!!!! This is said dripping with sarcasm, so for those of you that are thinking I've turned into a complete douchebag during my blogging absence, fear not. I do think I will make it an every Friday thing though, because I have to say, my kids (well, okay mostly Nut since Bug doesn't say much that I can understand) say some huh-larious stuff.
Case in point -
Her runny nose My nose is getting ridiculous.
Her new outfit This is the cutedest outfit EVER. I look FaaAAAAAaaabulous!
After passing gas (which is a really NICE term for what came from her tiny tush) Hear that? It was a bullfrog!
On hearing they were serving coffee cake for breakfast at daycare Coffee?!? I want a peppermint mocha!
While playing with her talking Jessie doll Stop talking, Jessie! You're driving me insane. I can't think straight!
So there you have it. The first annual SMKSTW Friday. Boom.