It’s that time again….
ONE.UNO.UN. I was wasting passing time this afternoon watching some high-quality entertainment on TLC; anybody else think the husband from The Little Couple is cute? Look at him, he’s a good-looking dude, right?
TWO.DOS.DEUX. My 2 year old is obsessed with my boobs lately. I don’t like it. Maybe it’s because of the yelp of surprise I emit amuses her, but she’s taken to pretty much giving me a titty twister when I’m least expecting it. Like when I’m perusing cheese at Super Wal-Mart and she’s sitting in the cart. Or when I’m carrying her at the water park. Or when I’m asleep.
THREE.TRES.TROIS. I don’t know what I’m more excited about tonight, The Real Housewives of New Jersey (big fight episode!!!) or The Home Run Derby. It’s a toss up, really. What can I say, I’m a sucker for crazy bitches and baseball.
That’s all I have today. Babies are awaking and butts need wiping so that’s my queue. If you want to join in, head over HERE and let the randomness flow.
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I am going with the Housewives of NJ!! It should be good tonite.
ReplyDeleteMy 4 1/2 year old does that too, and I think it's for the reaction. I've had to tell her numerous times to "Please leave my privates alone." ::shudder::
ReplyDeleteMy six year old son thinks I have a "wiener and balls" he doesnt quite get it, even though I have tried to explain it a million times. I'll take the titty twister anyday.
ReplyDeleteAnd someone really need to bitch slap Danielle, and Kim G. My husband thinks I'm crazy because I'm yelling at the TV now, but it was a cool episode. YAY Ashley for pulling out her weave....hahaha.